Com Sci ka?

Just some of the things I think that are very helpful when you are a com sci (computer science) student:

1. A com sci student knows how to stalk properly and effectively.
   Perfect for stalking your ultimate crush on the net
   
2. A com sci student knows how not to get stalked
   We would not want to get stalked would we?
   
3. A com sci student knows how to cheat in games (i.e. facebook games)
   Why make life hard when you can just cheat the game and get away with it?
4. A com sci student can get away with making simple things complex
   Example:
   "there are too many context switching that are happening inside that the computer cannot handle. We have to prevent that"
   Which simply means:
   "you just have too many programs opened, close them!"
5. A com sci can get away with playing games/ doing other stuffs while saying to parents that they are actually studying
   *com sci playing a game*
   "Anak tulog ka na"
   "Mamaya na, inaantay ko ung file transfer"
   *stop playing*
   *alt+tab*
   *wait until parent leaves then alt+tab again*
   *continue playing*

Just playing with stuffs. :D