Thursday, March 12, 2009

[Arte]stahin

kahpon, nasa 168 ako doing my usual stuff. May three customers lumapet sa store namin. Bago mag order:

customer 1: (points to the picture pf daing na bangus) Hindi maalat yan?
me: hindi po
customer 1: Sigurado ka hindi maalat yan?
me: hindi po
customer 1: Hindi talaga maalat yan? Kasi mamaya maalat yan
me: hindi po
Sa loob loob ko: Ano ba, bibili ka ba o hindi? kasi naka tatlong tanong ka na.
Same question pa! Wag ka na lang kaya bumili.

pero sympre di ko pwede sabihin un. hahaha. So ok na. Nag order na sila ng food.

cutomer 2: pwede ba dyan na lang kami sa loob ng tindahan niyo mag hugas ng kamay?
Nandidiri kami sa CR dito e. (talking to my mom) May dala naman akong sabon.
mom: (no comment)
customer 2:(inaangat ung door to our store dala dala yung spoon and fork from 168)
customer 1: ay oo nga. ako rin (sunod kay customer 2)

Kakapal ng face. Hindi nga namin inimbita mag hugas ng kamay sa loob ng store namin. Hinugasan pa yung spoon and fork sa loob ng store namin.

customer 1: (sees where we cooked the fishes)
Hindi ba maraming beses niyo na ginamit yang mantika niyo?
customer 2: oo nga. Mukhang luma na yan
mom: (makes the bola in the world until they were convinced)

Sa loob loob ko gusto ko sabihin sa mom ko "Mommy, di ba naka 50 na niluto ka na dyan? Yesterday pa nga yan di ba?" GRABE ANG AARTE. Ito pinaka favorite part ko:

me: Ma'am, ito po sukli niyo
customer 2: (stares at me blankly)
me: ma'am, sukli niyo po
customer 2: (stares at me more)
me: ma'am...
customer 2: oo alam ko. ayaw ko lang hawakan yung pera kasi nag hugas na ako ng kamay
me: (stares at customer with a black face thinking how stupid this customer is)
customer 2: (thinks of a way so that she will not ba able to hold the cash.
She reaches for an empty envelope).
Paki lagay sa loob ng envelope ayaw ko mahawakan ung pera
me: (put the money inside the envelope and is trying to make a poker face)

I could have died laughing! You don't know how hysterical she sounded! In my opinion, she had no place to make arte. MYGAHD. She was in 168 the next most un"sosy"-like place in the world, home of the tiange and haglers, what did she expect? If she wanted to act highclass, she should have shopped in Shangri-la or Rockwell, not in 168.