Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Com Sci ka?

Just some of the things I think that are very helpful when you are a com sci (computer science) student:

  1. A com sci student knows how to stalk properly and effectively.
    Perfect for stalking your ultimate crush on the net
  2. A com sci student knows how not to get stalked
    We would not want to get stalked would we?
  3. A com sci student knows how to cheat in games (i.e. facebook games)
    Why make life hard when you can just cheat the game and get away with it?
  4. A com sci student can get away with making simple things complex
    Example:
    "there are too many context switching that are happening inside that the computer cannot handle. We have to prevent that"
    Which simply means:
    "you just have too many programs opened, close them!"
  5. A com sci can get away with playing games/ doing other stuffs while saying to parents that they are actually studying
    *com sci playing a game*
    "Anak tulog ka na"
    "Mamaya na, inaantay ko ung file transfer"
    *stop playing*
    *alt+tab*
    *wait until parent leaves then alt+tab again*
    *continue playing*
Just playing with stuffs. :D

5 comments:

Vinthon Kriel said...

hahaha ayos 'to ah! natuwa ako amfufu

Anonymous said...

pakopya ako jaja -jd

jd said...

pakopya ako jajanesssss

sly99 said...

@vk: totoo di ba. haha
@jd: cge lng. haha

Vinthon Kriel said...

@jaja uu hahaha sobra