Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Com Sci ka?

Just some of the things I think that are very helpful when you are a com sci (computer science) student:

  1. A com sci student knows how to stalk properly and effectively.
    Perfect for stalking your ultimate crush on the net
  2. A com sci student knows how not to get stalked
    We would not want to get stalked would we?
  3. A com sci student knows how to cheat in games (i.e. facebook games)
    Why make life hard when you can just cheat the game and get away with it?
  4. A com sci student can get away with making simple things complex
    "there are too many context switching that are happening inside that the computer cannot handle. We have to prevent that"
    Which simply means:
    "you just have too many programs opened, close them!"
  5. A com sci can get away with playing games/ doing other stuffs while saying to parents that they are actually studying
    *com sci playing a game*
    "Anak tulog ka na"
    "Mamaya na, inaantay ko ung file transfer"
    *stop playing*
    *wait until parent leaves then alt+tab again*
    *continue playing*
Just playing with stuffs. :D


Vinthon Kriel said...

hahaha ayos 'to ah! natuwa ako amfufu

Anonymous said...

pakopya ako jaja -jd

jd said...

pakopya ako jajanesssss

sly99 said...

@vk: totoo di ba. haha
@jd: cge lng. haha

Vinthon Kriel said...

@jaja uu hahaha sobra